"Your porn name would be the name of your first pet and the street you grew up on. What would your porn name be?" +

Antes podías planificar y tomarte tu tiempo.

No era tan indignante encontrar divisas.

Ibas a una agencia de viajes y listo.

El sentimiento de angustia de dejar a tu familia nunca había sido tan profundo pero el de “echarle un camión de bolas” tampoco.

Joder, en los momentos de rabia agradeces silenciosamente que tu abuela materna ya no esté aquí para verte pasar roncha y sufrir por ello.

Tu abuela paterna te llama, reclamándote que ya no la visitas, decides no contarle hasta que no tengas el boleto en la mano, te ríes, le dices que vas a pasar el fin de semana con ella viendo “caso cerrado” mientras hablan paja de Maduro.

Estas asustada así que lo besas mucho -es asqueroso, lo necesitada que te has vuelto- Y él siempre tan calmado y resignado, quieres golpearlo. Los últimos 9 meses han sido difíciles, felices, horribles, increíbles.

Allá hay alguien también “Estoy en la cola” te dice siempre y la perspectiva te aterra, él es lo imposible que ahora está a meses de distancia, es una locura.

Rogar que la cosa mejore un poquitico pero eso es ser iluso, lo sabes, coño. Esto no sirve, esto no va a mejorar, te vas a ir y esperas hacer todo bien, llevártelos a todos, hasta al gato, olvidarte del gobierno pero nunca del país pero sacudes tu cabeza, te dices “faltan 4 meses todavía”

24 . 09 . 14    +3

by Raw Art Letterpress

24 . 09 . 14 yes  please  this    +194

sagansense:

Thank you, Mr. Secretary-General, your excellencies, ladies and gentleman, and distinguished guests.

I’m honored to be here today, I stand before you not as an expert but as a concerned citizen, one of the 400,000 people who marched in the streets of New York on Sunday, and the billions of others around the world who want to solve our climate crisis.

As an actor I pretend for a living. I play fictitious characters often solving fictitious problems.

I believe humankind has looked at Climate Change in that same way: as if it were a fiction, happening to someone else’s planet, as if pretending that Climate Change wasn’t real would somehow make it go away.

But I think we know better than that. Every week
, we’re seeing new and undeniable Climate Events, evidence that accelerated Climate Change is here now. We know that droughts are intensifying, our oceans are warming and acidifying, with methane plumes rising up from beneath the ocean floor. We are seeing extreme weather events, increased temperatures, and the West Antarctic and Greenland ice-sheets melting at unprecedented rates, decades ahead of scientific projections.

None of this is rhetoric, and none of it is hysteria. It is fact. The scientific community knows it, Industry and Governments know it, even the United States military knows it. The Chief of the U.S. Navy’s Pacific Command, Admiral Samuel Locklear, recently said that Climate Change is our single greatest security threat.

My Friends, this body - perhaps more than any other gathering in human history - now faces that difficult task. You can make history…or be vilified by it.

To be clear, this is not about just telling people to change their light bulbs or to buy a hybrid car. This disaster has grown BEYOND the choices that individuals make. This is now about our industries, and governments around the world taking decisive, large-scale action.

I am not a scientist, but I don’t need to be. Because the world’s scientific community has spoken, and they have given us our prognosis, if we do not act together, we will surely perish.

Now is our moment for action.

We need to put a price tag on carbon emissions, and eliminate government subsidies for coal, gas, and oil companies. We need to end the free ride that industrial polluters have been given in the name of a free-market economy, they don’t deserve our tax dollars, they deserve our scrutiny. For the economy itself will die if our eco-systems collapse.

The good news is that renewable energy is not only achievable but good economic policy. New research shows that by 2050 clean, renewable energy could supply 100% of the world’s energy needs using EXISTING TECHNOLOGIES, and it would create millions of jobs.

This is not a partisan debate; it is a human one. Clean air and water, and a livable climate are inalienable human rights. And solving this crisis is not a question of politics. It is our moral obligation - if, admittedly, a daunting one.

We only get one planet. Humankind must become accountable on a massive scale for the wanton destruction of our collective home. Protecting our future on this planet depends on the conscious evolution of our species.

This is the most urgent of times, and the most urgent of messages.
Honored delegates, leaders of the world, I pretend for a living.

But you do not.

The people made their voices heard on Sunday around the world and the momentum will not stop. And now it’s YOUR turn, the time to answer the greatest challenge of our existence on this planet… is now.

I beg you to face it with courage. And honesty. Thank you.

Leonardo DiCaprio, Addressing the 2014 U.N. Climate Change Summit. DiCaprio was recently named U.N. Messenger of Peace by U.N. Secretary-General Ban Ki-moon, who participated in NYC’s Climate March on September 21, which brought in over 400,000 people.

23 . 09 . 14 this  ONU  UN    +1166

canyouclarinot:

pekomelon:

the reason old memes always come back is because, in order to truly destroy a meme, you must cast it into the fires of mount doom and sadly

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oh my god

22 . 09 . 14 lol    +35881
22 . 09 . 14 ugh    +15156
Pseudonymous Bosch, The Name of This Book is Secret. (via bookporn)
❝ Generally speaking, books don’t cause much harm. Except when you read them, that is. Then they cause all kinds of problems. ❞
22 . 09 . 14 this    +571

Thank you for your contribution, Arthur.

thetviskillingme:

Patrio.

district-twelves-fire:

queen-of-the-rising-demons:

The Four Founders of Hogwarts.

This fucked me up for a good 5 minutes.

oh my god it works

17 . 09 . 14 OMG  ASDFGHJKLÑ    +111347

kayleefabulous:

MY ANACONDA-

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17 . 09 . 14    +223306
me making decisions in video games: *thoroughly researches consequences, reads multiple walkthroughs, explores every other course of action in detail*
me making decisions in real life: well what's the worst that could happen
17 . 09 . 14    +142768

well.
shit.

nevver:

Word on the Street

17 . 09 . 14    +1919
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